Sunday. 8pm. He is asleep on your feet.
You wonder what he would think when you stopped coming back.
If you died tomorrow, your dog would wait at the door for you.
He does not know what dead means. He knows you come home at six. The epilepsy meds, the food brand, the vet, the bit of blanket he sleeps with, all of that lives in your head.
What only you know
Most households quietly run on one person.
Precise daily feeding times and specific dietary rules for the dog
The veterinary practice details and current medical account numbers
The login profile for the animal microchip registration database
Active pet insurance provider phone lines and coverage codes
The operating instructions for automated feeding systems
The pet sitter phone contact details and domestic entry procedures
None of this is in a drawer. None of it is in your partner's phone. It is all in your head.
If you went silent tomorrow
Here is what unravels.
Day 1
Nobody walks him. Nobody knows the vet's name. He sits by the front door waiting for the key.
Day 3
He skips meals. The food in the cupboard is the wrong brand and he will not touch it.
Day 7
The epilepsy meds run out. The vet's number is in your phone, behind a locked screen.
Day 14
He is rehomed by a relative who does not know about the seizures, the noise fears, the blanket.
By next month, your partner is firefighting. Not grieving. Firefighting.
How it works
One tap a month. Until the day you stop tapping.
Grace period
30 days to reply
We try email, text, and a phone reminder. You log in once, everything resets.
Alex, friend since uni
Witness 1, confirmed
Priya, family
Witness 2, confirmed
Recipient
His new carer
That is it. Six pounds a month.
One tap. Two witnesses. Delivery only when both confirm.
What actually happens
Your partner gets exactly what they need.
The exact food brand, dose and meal times
Full medical history and prescription schedule
The vet, the microchip, the insurer
What scares him, and what helps him settle
And it is six pounds a month.
Two witnesses have confirmed. Here is what his new carer asked us to share with you.
Open securely
ifyoudie.org/view/...
Take your time. Samaritans 116 123 if you need someone now.
What you actually do
Ten minutes today. One tap a month. That is the whole thing.
- Step 1
Write what his new carer would need
Food brand, meal times, the meds and the dose, the vet, the people he already trusts, the things that scare him. Short notes, not a binder.
- Step 2
Name two people as witnesses
Your sitter, a neighbour, a sibling. If we ever stop hearing from you, we ask them separately to confirm.
- Step 3
One tap a month, that is the whole job
We send one short email a month. You tap once. If you stop tapping, we wait, try again, and only then send the care notes to the person who will look after him.
The price
£6 a month.
Less than a gym you don't go to. Cheaper than the streaming bundle you forgot you have.
- Netflix Basic£8 / mo
- A gym membership£35 / mo
- Spotify Premium£11 / mo
- Three coffees£10 / mo
- If You Die£6 / mo
Cancel any time. If you ever do, your messages are wiped within 30 days.
Doing this for the whole household? Family plan, £18/mo for five.
What we never do
Trust is the product. These four lines are why.
We never read your words
No human reads what you write. No AI is trained on it. Encrypted at rest, the honest version.
Two humans must confirm
We do not deliver on a missed email. Two witnesses you named must, separately, attest. No exceptions.
We never sell your data
Not anonymised, not aggregated, not under any future ownership change. It is in the terms in black and white.
We never assume your beliefs
Religion, culture, what you call the people you named. You write the words. We deliver them, unedited.