Friday. 11:50pm. Last drop done.
You picture your family ringing the support line for three days.
If you died tomorrow, the platforms keep your last week's earnings and bill the family for the van.
Pending Uber payouts, Deliveroo balances, the vehicle-lease bill, an open tax return, no death-in-service cover. The platforms do not call your family. They sit on the balance and bill the card. The work that paid the rent has no employer to step in.
What only you know
Most households quietly run on one person.
Direct mobile-profile logins for rideshare driver apps
Banking payout dashboard access parameters
Registration portal tracking codes for leased professional vehicles
Administrative account links for independent-courier tax tools
Insurance claim-line customer files for specialised business policies
Verification codes for secondary delivery service networks
None of this is in a drawer. None of it is in your partner's phone. It is all in your head.
If you went silent tomorrow
Here is what unravels.
Day 1
The week's Uber payout sits in the app. No one at home can sign in to withdraw it.
Day 3
The Deliveroo balance rolls into next week. Support asks for two-factor on a phone nobody can unlock.
Week 1
The vehicle-lease direct debit comes out of the joint account. Nobody knows how to pause the lease or return the van.
Month 1
HMRC writes about an open self-assessment. The tax accountant your family did not know about is the only one who can clear it.
By next month, your partner is firefighting. Not grieving. Firefighting.
How it works
One tap a month. Until the day you stop tapping.
Grace period
30 days to reply
We try email, text, and a phone reminder. You log in once, everything resets.
Alex, friend since uni
Witness 1, confirmed
Priya, family
Witness 2, confirmed
Recipient
Your spouse or family
That is it. Six pounds a month.
One tap. Two witnesses. Delivery only when both confirm.
What actually happens
Your partner gets exactly what they need.
Driver app logins and pending balances
The tax accountant to ring about the open return
The vehicle-lease file, contact and how to pause it
Any late-completion contracts and who to hand them to
And it is six pounds a month.
Two witnesses have confirmed. Here is what your spouse or family asked us to share with you.
Open securely
ifyoudie.org/view/...
Take your time. Samaritans 116 123 if you need someone now.
What you actually do
Ten minutes today. One tap a month. That is the whole thing.
- Step 1
Write what your family would need
Driver app logins, the payout dashboard, the lease file, the insurance claim line, the tax tool. Plain notes, not a binder.
- Step 2
Name two friends as witnesses
Your partner, a fellow driver, a sibling. If we ever stop hearing from you, we ask them, separately, to confirm.
- Step 3
One tap a month, that is the whole job
We send one short email a month. You tap once. If you stop tapping, we wait, try again, and only then send the access notes to your family.
The price
£6 a month.
Less than a gym you don't go to. Cheaper than the streaming bundle you forgot you have.
- Netflix Basic£8 / mo
- A gym membership£35 / mo
- Spotify Premium£11 / mo
- Three coffees£10 / mo
- If You Die£6 / mo
Cancel any time. If you ever do, your messages are wiped within 30 days.
Doing this for the whole household? Family plan, £18/mo for five.
What we never do
Trust is the product. These four lines are why.
We never read your words
No human reads what you write. No AI is trained on it. Encrypted at rest, the honest version.
Two humans must confirm
We do not deliver on a missed email. Two witnesses you named must, separately, attest. No exceptions.
We never sell your data
Not anonymised, not aggregated, not under any future ownership change. It is in the terms in black and white.
We never assume your beliefs
Religion, culture, what you call the people you named. You write the words. We deliver them, unedited.