Thursday. 11:32pm. Upload still rendering.
You wonder what the audience would think when the posts kept publishing.
If you died tomorrow, fifty thousand followers would learn about it from a stranger.
The scheduled posts publish themselves into the silence. The brand deals you never told the family about keep landing in an inbox no one can open. The audience you built grieves without a word from you.
What only you know
Most households quietly run on one person.
The master administrative login for the primary YouTube monetisation profile
The primary host access credentials for the active podcast distribution network
The processing account details for digital subscription platforms like Substack
The multi-factor security keys for brand management communication lines
The master media vault decryption passwords for unreleased raw video content
The digital agency contract templates and sponsorship tracking files
None of this is in a drawer. None of it is in your partner's phone. It is all in your head.
If you went silent tomorrow
Here is what unravels.
Day 1
A scheduled post publishes on autopilot. Followers comment. A few start to guess.
Day 3
A sponsor emails about the deliverable. Nobody in the family can read the contract folder.
Week 2
Your spouse opens an unfamiliar bank statement and finds brand-deal income they did not know existed.
Month 2
AdSense and Patreon freeze payouts. The audience never hears the goodbye you would have written, and the income trail tangles for years.
By next month, your partner is firefighting. Not grieving. Firefighting.
How it works
One tap a month. Until the day you stop tapping.
Grace period
30 days to reply
We try email, text, and a phone reminder. You log in once, everything resets.
Alex, friend since uni
Witness 1, confirmed
Priya, family
Witness 2, confirmed
Recipient
Your spouse and business manager
That is it. Six pounds a month.
One tap. Two witnesses. Delivery only when both confirm.
What actually happens
Your partner gets exactly what they need.
The channel and podcast admin logins
The brand-deal income trail and tax contact
The pinned goodbye post you wrote for the audience
Where the raw footage and active sponsor contracts live
And it is six pounds a month.
Two witnesses have confirmed. Here is what your spouse and business manager asked us to share with you.
Open securely
ifyoudie.org/view/...
Take your time. Samaritans 116 123 if you need someone now.
What you actually do
Ten minutes today. One tap a month. That is the whole thing.
- Step 1
Write what your spouse and business manager would need
Channel admin, the podcast host, the sponsor inbox, the brand-deal income trail, where the raw footage lives, and the goodbye post you want pinned. Short notes, not a brand bible.
- Step 2
Name two friends as witnesses
A fellow creator, your manager, a trusted collaborator. If we ever stop hearing from you, we ask them separately to confirm.
- Step 3
One tap a month, that is the whole job
We send one short email a month. You tap once. If you stop tapping, we wait, try again, and only then start the verified delivery.
The price
£6 a month.
Less than a gym you don't go to. Cheaper than the streaming bundle you forgot you have.
- Netflix Basic£8 / mo
- A gym membership£35 / mo
- Spotify Premium£11 / mo
- Three coffees£10 / mo
- If You Die£6 / mo
Cancel any time. If you ever do, your messages are wiped within 30 days.
Doing this for the whole household? Family plan, £18/mo for five.
What we never do
Trust is the product. These four lines are why.
We never read your words
No human reads what you write. No AI is trained on it. Encrypted at rest, the honest version.
Two humans must confirm
We do not deliver on a missed email. Two witnesses you named must, separately, attest. No exceptions.
We never sell your data
Not anonymised, not aggregated, not under any future ownership change. It is in the terms in black and white.
We never assume your beliefs
Religion, culture, what you call the people you named. You write the words. We deliver them, unedited.