Sunday. 4:18pm. Cataloguing in the back room.
You picture a skip on the drive and what would end up in it.
If you died tomorrow, twenty years of careful buying gets sold for pennies by people who do not know better.
The watches, the first-press vinyl, the graded coins, the rare books. You know what each one is worth and which dealer to trust. To the family clearing the house, it is a shelf and a man with a van.
What only you know
Most households quietly run on one person.
The detailed spreadsheet of item purchase prices and current market valuations
Direct contact details for trusted niche auction houses and dealers
Secure logins for specialist collector-insurance portals
Member keys for high-value collector community forums
The exact physical key coordinates for secure fireproof document vaults
Online tracking profiles for physical storage facility leases
None of this is in a drawer. None of it is in your partner's phone. It is all in your head.
If you went silent tomorrow
Here is what unravels.
Week 1
A house clearance is booked. Nobody knows there is an inventory. Boxes go into the loft, the skip, the charity shop.
Month 1
The storage unit bill bounces. The unit is auctioned as a job lot. Years of provenance paperwork goes with it.
Month 3
A high-street dealer offers a flat price for the lot. The family accepts because they are tired and have no second opinion.
Month 6
The rare first-press, the grail watch, the signed first edition, all turn up in shop windows priced at ten times what the family got.
By next month, your partner is firefighting. Not grieving. Firefighting.
How it works
One tap a month. Until the day you stop tapping.
Grace period
30 days to reply
We try email, text, and a phone reminder. You log in once, everything resets.
Alex, friend since uni
Witness 1, confirmed
Priya, family
Witness 2, confirmed
Recipient
Your spouse and the specialist auctioneer you trust
That is it. Six pounds a month.
One tap. Two witnesses. Delivery only when both confirm.
What actually happens
Your partner gets exactly what they need.
The full inventory with provenance and real valuations
The specialist auctioneer to ring first, and which dealers to avoid
Storage unit codes and safe combinations
Which pieces must never be sold without a second opinion
And it is six pounds a month.
Two witnesses have confirmed. Here is what your spouse and the specialist auctioneer you trust asked us to share with you.
Open securely
ifyoudie.org/view/...
Take your time. Samaritans 116 123 if you need someone now.
What you actually do
Ten minutes today. One tap a month. That is the whole thing.
- Step 1
Write what your family would need
The inventory file, the dealer phone numbers, the auction houses you trust, the storage code. Short notes, not a thesis.
- Step 2
Name two friends as witnesses
A fellow collector, a sibling, a trusted dealer. If we ever stop hearing from you, we ask them separately to confirm.
- Step 3
One tap a month, that is the whole job
We send one short email a month. You tap once. If you stop tapping, we wait, try again, and only then send the inventory to the people you named.
The price
£6 a month.
Less than a gym you don't go to. Cheaper than the streaming bundle you forgot you have.
- Netflix Basic£8 / mo
- A gym membership£35 / mo
- Spotify Premium£11 / mo
- Three coffees£10 / mo
- If You Die£6 / mo
Cancel any time. If you ever do, your messages are wiped within 30 days.
Doing this for the whole household? Family plan, £18/mo for five.
What we never do
Trust is the product. These four lines are why.
We never read your words
No human reads what you write. No AI is trained on it. Encrypted at rest, the honest version.
Two humans must confirm
We do not deliver on a missed email. Two witnesses you named must, separately, attest. No exceptions.
We never sell your data
Not anonymised, not aggregated, not under any future ownership change. It is in the terms in black and white.
We never assume your beliefs
Religion, culture, what you call the people you named. You write the words. We deliver them, unedited.